- Why do you always want to see me dead?
- If your predictions really worked, I would've gone on numerous dates with the Grim Reaper by now. If the police compiled the many ways you said I would die, they would've accumulated several volumes' worth of reports.
- If you insist on making predictions like that, you should just get a job at a weather center. The weatherman today said it was supposed to flood all over the country, but look at this. It's a sunny and dry day instead.
- Really? You're predicting that your best friend will die because he took your chicken leg? Then, what are you going to say if I eat all the wings? Will you say that my arms and legs will be cut off before my death?
- What are you going to say this time? Are you going to say I'll die while having sex?
- The leader of those bastards created a nest for itself in Korea. Still, wouldn't my country bestow a gold medal of honor if I die in the battle against the boss monster?
- No way! Also, at that time, they had called me in saying it was a perilous situation, but they actually wanted me there to take photos for their election campaigns. It was because of this bullshit they tried to pull that I threw the medals into their faces.
- Ah! This really sucks! Those bastards really left me behind and ran away by themselves! You're going to pay for this, you sons of bitches.
- Wow! Their timing was impeccable. Why couldn't they show such initiative in the first place? They couldn't even keep up with me when I berated them.
- I would've preferred if they had poisoned my fried chicken. At the very least, it would've been tasty, you sons of bitches.
- If my calculations are correct, at least several hundred years should've passed within the tower.
- Damn it! I was going to let you go because I'm busy! Stop annoying me, you useless mutts!
- What? You said you were paying. Ah! Let me get some ramen for dessert.
- Divine, my ass! Those idiots probably mistook servants with saints.
- Those bastards took credit for my kill and acted like heroes for the past twenty years. Is that what's going on?
- I'll break their teeth, then they'll have to voluntarily correct the stories.
- I have someone in mind. He's the first one who'll receive the punishment of heaven.
- Oh Taeksoo! I will find you, and I will kill you. Good Luck.
- Oh Taeksoo, you've grown a lot. You got guts to ignore my call.
- Why the hell would I write a will saying I'll hand over my fortune to the Twelve when I die?
- That bastard should've just taken it! Is he looking down on the lands I owned in Seoul? My house should've gone up in price by a couple hundred million Won in twenty years!
- They perform a memorial service every year? It became a holy ground where people visit?
- What should I do? Should I rob a bank in a nearby country? Should I take someone's money?
- You should apologize first for smoking in the streets.
- You shouldn't smoke in the streets near people.
- Tell me. Should a person's face be used as an ashtray? Hmm?
- You do know second-hand smoking is bad, right?
- Yes, you shouldn't blow smoke on a person's face. Right?
- If words worked on you, I wouldn't have done this in the first place.
- You better put that weird item away before I cut off your wrist.
- This is a warning. If you act suspicious behind someone's back, there is a chance you will get killed.
- What are you talking about? They would be dead if I used my abilities.
- Stop trying to get cute with me, you little shits.
- Fuck off right now! They pretty much exist to kiss the ass of the Zodiacs, yet they dare attack me?
- This means their quality of life won't suffer if I strip them of all these items, right?
- I also need compensation for the mental anguish they caused me.
- Ah! Of course, I don't need their underwear.
- Hey! Do you want to die? You just ate my money! Hurry up and give me the drink I chose!
- I'll crush all these parasites.
- Oh! It gave me thirteen drinks. As always, the best way to fix a machine was to hit it.
- Yes. You're doing good. You should continue to ignore it.
- Ignore it. Tell him the person who had called him is dead. Cuss him out and end the call.
- Well, I did save your lives, and I'm already in your care. I'm fine if you pay me back by letting me use your bed.
- Ah! It would be great if you have a memory foam pillow.
- Hell yeah! I acquired some late-night snacks.
- Idiots. Did they think Crimson Eyes was the only enemy they would have to face?
- Good. I don't have a Jesus hairstyle anymore.
- Hurry up and throw it away. In fact, these items make it more likely for a monster to emerge.
- Jeez! That's foul.
- Trust me! Throw it all out. They are all fraudulent goods.
- Who cares! They are modeled after trash, so just throw them away as well!
- Ah! Who cares about EXP? This isn't a game, idiot!
- It's fine! I've slept next to monster corpses before. The items here can't be that disturbing.
- I don't need a bed. Yessiree.
- Even if I like museums that's just wrong.
- Also, why are they nude! Is this supposed to be a Body Worlds exhibit?
- Those photos were photoshopped too much! Why are my eyes like that?
- I'm just saying it's Made in China.
- Yes. You were swindled. Congratulations!
- My family name is Lee. My name is Geon. I am Lee Geon.
- You can call me Lee Geon-nim instead. Nice to meet you.
- Hey, let's talk about this after we sleep. Your hyung has to go somewhere early in the morning tomorrow. It has been a while since I've interacted with people, so I'm tired right now.
- I don't mind the sauna treatment, but you burned all my midnight snacks.
- If you take this any further, the firemen will have to be called to put this out. Let stop. Ok??
- Fuck! Who told you to touch my expensive butt? You wanna die?
- I thought you would forget to bring coke. I need coke with my leftover chicken.
- Are you going to thank me with only words?
- If you don't keep your cool, you're going to die.
- You bastards! Do you have nothing to eat that you're going for kids?
- I couldn't eat chicken for a month thanks to those bastards. They even killed all the baby chicks.
- Moreover, they also killed all the baby pigs. That was my bacon!
- If you use your fire, you'll harm the kid too. I'm saying this nicely. Extinguish it.
- Hey, idiot ostrich egg head. You can't do anything against it. Get out of the way!
- What do you mean what happened? That bastard is just lousy.
- I don't want to get hit. The pain sucks.
- Get out of the way, you antifreeze asshole.
- Fuck. The frost created by the gods is annoying as hell. My hands are cold.
- Sharpness? Does he think I should put all my strength into killing a bug? Whatever.
- S-rank holy item, my ass. That Gemini liar lied again.
- The Gemini Saint should train you guys better. She's going to get reported if she deceives people too much.
- Whatever! Hurry up and give me my item. I don't want to search your body. That's not my thing.
- Where do you think you're going, you frilled lizard-looking asshole?
- Whatever! You should just keep your mouth shut. I'll take it myself.
- What the hell? You're still fine? Go get your fallen friend's bag and empty it.
- He said it looked worn out and took it to a dry-cleaning shop. I told him that was unnecessary, but he did it anyway. He's a good kid.
- Well! Ninety-nine percent of why I wore that mask was to cover my face. I guess I wore it mainly for appearance.
- Hello, asshat. It's been a while.
- You're too much. You met your dear comrade after twenty years, and you don't even greet him!
- What? You think I'm a wannabe?
- Was that enough of a reunion, asshat?
- Where do you think you're going, bitch? I have a lot of questions for you. I'll be disappointed if you try to run away.
- Did you think I was some wannabe? You wanna die?
- So how was it? Did life get better after you guys locked me in there?
- You love death? Did you have no choice when you told the world that you guys killed Crimson Eyes? You sons of bitches ran away in fear as soon as you saw that monster!
- Also, you guys told everyone that I voluntarily jumped into the trap. You made it seem like I was some kind of moth that's drawn to a flame.
- On top of that, you guys came into my home and acted as the owners of this place.
- The only thing you've improved in the past twenty years is your durability. You're a nuisance.
- You're a half-baked awakened being!
- Ah! Your god smells like ass.
- What the hell? I didn't even need to do much. He just went away by himself.
- You should feel the pain that I felt.
- Good! My baby is here?
- Who gave him permission to use my babies as a means to make money?
- You wanna die, bitch? Shit! I can't believe you mistook him for me.
- You idiot. Can't you even recognize your friend's face, Oh Taeksoo?
- This is unexpected. I thought the asshats couldn't recognize me because they were idiots. Even the gods can't tell who I am.
- At the time, my vocal cords were damaged, so I purposefully spoke in a low voice.
- I'm fine about the fact that I had to live in the tower. However, I found something odd when I came out. My house was sold, and my baby was trapped behind the display case of a museum. It was done to make money. I also have no idea where my other babies are.
- I told you to take care of my will if something happened to me. I especially wanted you to take good care of my babies. That's why I bought you a lot of meat. So why did the content of my will change without my knowledge? Isn't that odd?
- What? They stole a lot from me! This isn't much!
- You're supposed to be a battle-type Saint, yet you're so weak?
- Hey, if you use your magical energy with no finesse, you'll destroy this place. You're a Zodiac Saint, so you should try to minimize the damage.
- You didn't even bother trimming your claws before attacking me, you fat pig.
- Let's cut your claws, bitch!
- Are you crazy? Why would I borrow a skill from that woman?
- I'm running out of energy. I think it's time to break open the piggy bank.
- What? You are a traitor that committed high treason. You got married without me knowing, and you had kids.
- I should've known when I saw the ring, you bastard. You got married. You're a traitor.
- I don't care about that. Now, I can't execute my plan to set your house on fire. You messed it up.
- I can't set fire to a house where someone's family lives.
- Yes, I did. I'm going to kill all those idiots at a later date.
- I was never treated like a VIP even when I was called to the Cheongwadae.
- I would've overlooked it if they were good at their job. I always had to report to a superior when people's lives were on the line. I had to receive permission before I could move. I had to wait for an answer from a superior. I should upset their table this time.
- Why would I? I'm sure some of them will go to the Zodiac Saints in the neighboring countries, and they'll rat me out.
- I'll only go after I drag the Zodiac Saints outs by their hair.
- Anyway, I'll have to find a different place to stay since you're a traitor since my so-called friend got married.
- Cheer up! Did you lose a lot of money in the divorce?
- Be logical! If the tower still had monsters, they would've followed me out.
- I could break that shitty trap only after I killed the admin.
- I stopped counting after a hundred thousand times.
- You're a fraud. You prophesied that I would die, yet you were wrong again. You should give up on being a fortune teller.
- I purposefully conducted an experiment on Yang Wei. The blessing around him had become stronger. My hands hurt when I beat up that pig.
- Hey, close your mouth. Since I'm at it, do you want me to make you a weapon?
- What? I found out Oh Taeksoo is poorer than I thought. I'm going to use this as my wallet instead of taking resources from the Poverty Saint.
- Anyway, I'll open this and multiply the ingredients. Then, I'll use it to screw over everyone.
- I'll use this to siphon off their fortunes.
- Aside from you, I heard the rest of the Zodiac Saints are receiving monetary support from the asshat. I can cut off their financial support.
- You're the only one of the twelve Zodiac Saints who I recognize and accept. I don't know why you're incapable of doing something so easy.
- Jeez! I already sent a declaration of war to the broadcasting station. The guy that is supposed to stand next to me is of no help.
- He's a Saint! Why's he so weak? How could he die from just that attack?
- Jackpot! This is fucking sweet!
- Fuck this fatty!
- What do you think it is? It's the bald bastard I killed.
- You should give me the password before I shove you into the body of a fly. I hope you aren't thinking of running away.
- Just shut up and become my slave.
- First, I want you to withdraw all your troops from Korea.
- Second, I want you to give back all the wealth you stole from me.
- Third, I want you to give me all the fees you charged to see my possessions! You took the liberty of robbing my house and running a museum, you bastard!
- Let's be real. You aren't going to listen to me. That's why I want you to give me the contract.
- Since I've been here, I've seen only two disciples under you. I knew something was off.
- Why isn't the Archer Saint listed in the global ranking? You aren't even listed in the domestic ranking. Why are temples directly managed under you ranked lower than those of amateurs?
- Why are you ranked below the bastards you taught?
- You should be above them, so why aren't you even in the rankings? You are even behind that asshole Leo! You wanna die? This is embarrassing as hell!
- Jeez! Your kids ran away from home because their father is a good-for-nothing.
- Isn't your son an awakened being? His father is a Saint, so why did he decide to join a different Saint's temple?
- What do you think I'm doing? It's obviously a declaration of war. I know those bastards will watch the news. I'm just telling them to wait and wash their necks since I'm coming for them.
- I'll give you guys one week. I want you to recover all my items that you guys sold to other countries. Do it before I go there.
- Even I won't steal from the Poverty Saint.
- Hell yeah. I leveled up.
- I plan on beating up everyone who took credit for my achievements. As for the one who used this on me, beating them wouldn't be enough.
- I have to start it off by kidnapping, and I'll be sure to crush them all.
- If they knew my face, won't those bastards run away? That would be a waste.
- If I had done that, everyone would've started searching for me again. I don't want to hunt in difficult mode. I would have to be crazy to do that.
- What? Why? You are also her fan. You keep a lot of her pictures in your room. We can like her together. I think she's fine.
- You were still the ugliest one even before you were put in the fish.
- If he lies, he'll immediately be reborn as a maggot.
- This bastard's records books are his holy items. If those were stolen, there's a high probability that the Thief Saint took them.
- I'll kidnap subordinates that they treasure.
- If I take hostages, they'll come out on their own.
- Hey, what the hell is a badge? Why can't I sell anything without it? Do you want me to destroy your house?
- I just have to repurpose a license from someone near me, right?
- Since the rental skills are stored there, it's a win-win for me. I'll let you get back to work. Adios!
- What's wrong, boss? You tried to swindle me.
- I told you I didn't know the current market value, and you tried to swindle me. You tried to give me shit prices for items worth tens of thousands of dollars.
- You tried to sell me a phone that has been recalled, and you made it seem like you were doing me a favor.
- Even if merchants have to make a living, there should be a limit, right?
- Then, why don't you let me borrow a token for free?
- Oh hey! I see useful crafting material here!
- Oh really? According to this, resident merchants receive direct support from the exchange market. It says many merchants collect and sell these tokens.
- A person should use new technology. This is the age of information.
- You should let me borrow a token. In fact, you should lend me a phone too. I'll return them after two years.
- I guess it can't be helped. Ah! There is more scrap metal over here!
- Any holy item I work on has a tendency of changing in odd ways. Don't be surprised later.
- I've already warned you. It isn't my fault no matter what comes out.
- At these prices, weapons are out of the question! I won't even be able to buy a stack of clothing!
- This bastard is the reason why there are so many Lee Geon wannabes.
- Give me money for using my likeness, you bastard.
- I never nurtured a disciple like this man.
- Should I sue this man for being a charlatan?
- I should get decent data from hitting an SS rank appraiser, right?
- There's no way. Is he the kid who was crying after being dumped by a girl?
- Alright! This is Lee Geon-nim's will. You should pay five times the original price for the wooden doll.
- If you're feeling nauseous, should I give you some medicine?
- She prioritized her skin-care appointment over saving the lives of people.
- Well, it allowed me to expand my knowledge about miscellaneous subjects, and I did benefit greatly from all that knowledge.
- It seems countries now tolerate you using your blade in public. Is that how it is?
- She acted so sanctimoniously when I used my weapons in public places. She tried to take them away!
- If you want to be paid for damages, you should take it up with them. Don't look for me.
- As expected of beasts grown by that bed-wetter, the ingredients are above rank A.
- If you release such beings against a Maker, you are begging the Maker to use them as ingredients. What about it?
- I told you to go to the hospital as soon as possible.
- Are you mad? You ordered your men to kill people who saved you? Moreover, you did so knowing they are recuperating in the hospital?
- Their legs will have to be amputated. They got injured saving you. You told them you will heal them, yet you bounced?
- You should come with me while I'm being nice.
- You dropped your card, so I used it. I reached the credit card limit, so I'm returning it. You don't have to thank me. This is payment for the last time when I saved your life.
- I was wondering what you were going to say. You are really good at babbling nonsense.
- I waited to see how far you'll take it but looks like you really have no filter.
- Whatever. Let's start this off by hitting you a couple of times.
- It has been dozens of years. I hit you because I was so happy to see you.
- What do you mean how long? I was there until I couldn't stand the stench of a divorcee.
- Are you dead? Or are you stupid? I said it has been a while, didn't I? Bed-Wetter.
- The second one was for treating me like a monstrous bastard.
- This third hit is for swindling everyone by saying you were my healer.
- This fourth one is for me having shown you my handsome face!
- Ten additional blows for you for opening your useless mouth.
- What? If you're unconscious, you can't feel the pain.
- Hey, Taeksoo. Why don't you keep an eye on her? I still have to dish out 150 more blows, so keep her here for now.
- You can run toward the other Saints. I don't care. However, you're dead if you make it boring.
- Also, it's best if you don't go. I just remembered what I fed you.
- From what I've heard, you have the most disciples and also the trust of the public. That's good.
- Who will believe me if I kill all the witnesses? Hmm?
- I heard all of you benefited greatly from my work for the past twenty years. At the very least, you guys have to suffer the same pain that I suffered.
- When it's time, just throw that in the septic tank.
- I took everything that looked useful. Don't worry about anything.
- It's a welcome development since I don't have money.
- Why are you so surprised? I took the card out beforehand.
- I can't have the host be too drunk to settle the bill, right?
- Also, I know your subordinate will be put in a tough spot if he has to settle the bill.
- Are you suggesting that I become a minion of your Saint?
- He wants me to play second fiddle to whom?
- Why is this bastard here? He looks like he has just smelled raw sewage.
- Hey. Have you lost your mind? Why is this yours? I'm the one who won the bid.
- Stop acting like a bully who's trying to take someone's lunch money. You wanna die?
- You can buy it from me if you give me an additional 200 billion won. If not, fuck off.
- Fuck you! You know you're the biggest coward.
- Idiot. It's a skill I made. Why would it work on me?
- It's my technique. Of course, I know how to stop it.
- This bastard's skill is always annoying to witness no matter when I see it.
- If you want a fight, shouldn't we fight on equal footing?
- What? You were wagging your tail in front of the Leo Saint until a moment ago. I thought you planned on handing over all of Lee Geon's holy items to the Leo Saint.
- Blunt weapon, my ass! It's just a bone.
- I didn't kill that beast. I used this item to train it.
- Why was that bone mistaken for a weapon that killed the monster?
- Fuck off before I kill you with it too!
- Dude, I told you that you'll die if you take too long to attack.
- If you're carrying these to look cool, you should give them to me. You suck at close quarter fights.
- I can't believe a battle-type Saint is weaker than a little ol' Maker like me.
- Why would you need a special method when using a dog bone?
- Calcium, phosphorus, magnesium, collagen, etc. It's ninety-nine percent bone matrix and a tiny part foreign material. It's an all-natural dog bone made from fifty other bones. What? Do you have a problem with that?
- Are you an idiot? I made it with my magical energy. Of course, you can feel my magical energy within it.
- Who killed what? That rabbit bastard was the first one to run away.
- Ah! Rabbit? You know I'm right. Were you able to stand three seconds against it?
- You became a rabbit when I beat you up. From what I remember, you were the first one to suggest running away when we went to kill Crimson Eyes.
- It really is fun breaking a billion-dollar item.
- They are good kids. I thought I would have to beat them up.
- What? You're still alive? I was thinking about taking the deed to your building.
- Ah! He was annoying me, so I threw him over.
- He's sturdy and thick. He'll make a good weapon.
- Why? I want to see your kid! You refused to show me a single picture of him! Is he ugly? Is he deformed?
- Really? He hates me? Your kid hates me?
- I won't reveal myself to him. I'll pretend to be someone else.
- I did my best. I don't think I did anything that would buy hatred...Wait! No, I did.
- You don't have to use -nim. Just call me uncle.
- Fuck off! You are asking for a beating.
- Of course. There is no way a child of Oh Taeksoo would hate me.
- Just because you're jealous of me, you shouldn't dupe everyone like that. Just be honest and say you're jealous of me.
- No way! I saw it all. His room was full of figurines of me. In fact, I saw nothing related to his father, yet over five items related to me.
- You told him to throw away all my figurines? I heard you smashed and burned some of them. You even threatened to disown your son if he spoke about me.
- You should've treated my memory with respect, yet you acted as if I hadn't existed? Be truthful with me. All the rumors around the world about me were your doing, right?
- At the time, I was broke. That rabbit bastard said he would give me a million dollars if I threw a fight against him on live TV. I thought I had hit the jackpot since I could use the money for living expenses.
- Do you really think I didn't notice? I have no idea why, but you don't have any decent arrows.
- I wouldn't use that bow even if you give it to me for free.
- Wow! This is a cheap move. You chose an event that showcases your best skill. Do you have any moral scruples?
- Some questions have obvious answers, Nephew. Your dad is the Archer Saint.
- Of course, I'm better with the bow!
- What? I thought the Sagittarius is a god that relays the weather or something like that. Am I wrong?
- Right! I'm not doing another archer contest, Mr. Lame Dad.
- Yes, yes! I know you're popular. I'm so jealous of you.
- Really? It seems you're having a lot of trouble because you have a distinguished friend. You don't have to thank me.
- If you go, I don't have to see those assholes. If I go, I'll have to hear their bullshit. There is no benefit for me in going there. It'll be a waste of time. I'm busy!
- Ah, Sungjae! Where does your noona want to meet me?
- If you don't do the press conference at 7 PM, I'll kill you.
- Wow! You are persistent. I don't want a dude to stalk me like this.
- I'm busy, asshole. Get out of my way!
- I don't care! I'm not a Lee Geon fan.
- In fact, I want to wipe out the videos of Lee Geon's exploits from the internet whenever I see them. I want to kill the uploaders.
- Also, the assessment of his skills is completely wrong.
- Yes. He was a nasty piece of work.
- Shut up! You already know about me. I'll snitch if you say anything.
- I want to add another condition. No matter what happens, I want all the benefits to be maintained during the contract period.
- How come? You might retract the benefits if I get into trouble. This should be no big deal to the number one temple in Korea, right?
- Alright! As a favor, I'll work for the Saintess as a guard. Put me right next to her so that I can show off my abilities.
- You shouldn't eat someone else's food without permission. Did your mother and father not give you that lesson?
- Why are you eating what's mine, bastards!
- Oh really! Are you ignoring me now?
- I didn't even put much strength behind my fists. There is no way you guys can get knocked out by that.
- Jeez! The store owner doesn't like your antics. Follow me.
- You seem to be the leader, so let's start this with you.
- You dared to eat what was mine. As if that wasn't enough, you then harassed my nephew.
- The thing I hate the most is when several people gang up on one person. I hate that!
- At ease! Ten-hut! Assume position!
- I am that Lee Geon, you bastard. What did you just say!
- It's fine. Just buy the same thing that you guys ate. Buy it with your money.
- Don't forget this! I want the oreo shakes, a three-tier earl grey tea cake, ham & cheese toast, chocolate shaved ice, rice cake tart. I want these things.
- Hey, Sungjae! You should just beat them all up. You shouldn't hold back just because you are 5'7"!
- What the hell? Aren't you my game character?
- Ah! Is this the reason Hugo made such a big fuss when I was playing that game?
- Both of them look more like their mother than their father.
- Fuck! It's already hot today. Why the hell are you making it hotter?
- Oh! You can speak! You must be at least a platoon leader.
- I never expected to see these bastards again. I ripped their wings off every day.
- Fuck! Why are these bastards so weak?
- I didn't get to properly introduce myself to you. I'm your father's friend...
- What the fuck is wrong with them! Oh Taeksoo, you bastard! How did you raise your kids? What did he tell his kids? Why did they grow up this way?
- I need to put forth a witness that can confirm my account. That would leave no doubts.
- I want you to confess. Tell everyone about the lies you guys spouted.
- I told you not to use your flames, bitch!
- I'm the one you guys are looking for. Do you have a problem with me?
- Tsk! I can't play my game if my face becomes well known.
- He's worse than decomposing food waste.
- You're the same as the Leo bastard!
- You were in the middle of your press conference. Weren't you talking about Lee Geon?
- Don't pay attention to me. Continue! In fact, this might turn out better. We have two witnesses now.
- What? Why don't you tell everyone about the time you guys ran away from Crimson Eyes twenty years ago? What about the story of you guys becoming heroes by selling me out? How about the fact that your face was made through medical science? They did fix your face, but they couldn't fix your personality. Hurry! Why don't you speak?
- That crab cake bastard is still doing this shit.
- Right. When you arrive at the Cheongwadae, you have to destroy all odd objects.
- Mmm. I'm pretty sure that woman won't kill you. Maybe!
- You've learned a lot of tricks since we saw each other.
- Your Cloning skill has gotten better in twenty years. You have gotten quite quick with it.
- Don't laugh, trash.
- This is why you shouldn't have loitered around here. Well, I'll put your god's power to good use.
- Sure! Don't talk nonsense. Get the fuck out of here.
- Whatever! The bus has already left the station. Everything has been broadcasted.
- Shit! That crazy bastard sent a missile because this isn't her country.
- Five minutes is plenty of time.
- Yes. It's fine. Your inherent attribute will be enough.
- I'm not. You just need to let me hit you a couple more times, and it won't be a problem.
- Don't worry! I'm a kind person. I won't beat you like a dog in front of the crowd.
- Fuck! It's the useless one. Hey, I need to hit you one more time.
- What? I went easy on you. Hurry up and give me your forehead.
- I hope you didn't forget about the special provision in my contract.
- What? Are you going to break the terms because I'm an enemy of the Gemini Saint?
- I'm not crazy! You've had your fun for the past twenty years. You have to work now.
- Whatever! The stuff I make is better than yours.
- This was an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.
- Why can I only set coordinates to location? Wouldn't it be better if I could target a god or a person? This skill doesn't deserve the name Absolute Coordinate.
- Problem with indecisiveness. Yooha had a problem deciding her career path. I helped her resolve it.
- Mmm. You shouldn't use your royal skill, Taeksoo.
- You shouldn't aim it at me since you won't be able to hit me.
- You really raised your kids well. They only speak facts.
- Hey. You'll never win against me no matter how hard you try. The fact that your kids like their uncle more than you won't change. Just give up and go eat snickers.
- That's enough! Bastard! I was going easy because you're my friend!
- I asked the Archer Saint to come here in my stead yesterday. I requested the government to return my assets, and today, I found out that the government suddenly doesn't want to give it back to me?
- What else did you guys say? I heard different answers. Some said my assets were owned by the Japanese government and the Gemini Saint. I heard some bullshit like that from the politicians here at Cheongwadae.
- You want to get beaten to a pulp, then give me my money? Or do you want to take a beating after you give me my money?
- I'm the owner of the account. Why?
- Shut the fuck up! Where are you calling from?
- Ok. Challenge accepted.
- You were naturalized as a Korean citizen. Why are you accepting such treatment? You want me to beat you?
- I could understand if the one being treated like that were me, but how dare they treat you like that!
- I always told everyone to treat my friend well. And instead of helping you out, they decided to harass you?
- Ah! I told you to get my account because I knew it wouldn't end with words if I met those bastards.
- I see you guys still haven't changed the passcodes for the most part. The reference room too!
- I want you to give me an answer using those slow brains of yours. When will you be able to give me my bank account and tributes, which were supposedly under your care?
- I won't give you much time. Don't use your small brains to come up with an excuse. Just give me an answer.
- I'll really kill every one of you if you continue to give me some bullshit answer.
- The figures don't match. The ledger talks about it being given to someone's wife or son-in-law. That's helping the underprivileged? Do you want to die?
- I don't want to be in the news today for causing another mess. Let's end this peacefully.
- If the original fund is gone, you have to return it using your assets. Of course, there should be twenty years' worth of interest along with it. Right?
- Choose! Do you want to get hit and give it up? Or do you want to give it up and get hit?
- Ok! You want to get hit first? I accept.
- Isn't Hyunshik the current president? Yoon Hyunshik.
- He's been a good friend of mine from when I was young. He won't care at all.
- Whatever! I'll give you guys ten seconds to come up with the people who signed this.
- Ah! I was going to spare the life of the one who gave up the people who signed this.
- Ah! It's fine. I won't know who they are even if you give me a name. Put checkmarks next to their performance report.
- I said I'd spare you, but I didn't say I wouldn't kill you?
- What? You have a naturalized citizen in the Archer Saint, so why were you looking toward the neighboring countries? How much did you receive from the Gemini Saint to say such nonsense?
- What? Let's see if you can ask for help from your neighbor right now!
- Ah! I see! You planned on giving away my tribute? You said you used it all. Looks like you guys were lying.
- It has been a while, Nakamura. It seems you've gotten far in life. You have a belly now.
- Don't you dare encroach on Korean land!
- What kind of uncle wanted to take their niece and nephew to a place where he was going to fuck shit up?
- That bitch tried to take out a soul. That would have been annoying.
- You're the asshole who talked to me over the phone in the morning, right?
- I can tell by your voice. You're the asshole who told me in the morning that you can't return my stuff.
- What did you say? Didn't you say the Japanese government owned all my assets?
- Then, you accused the Archer Saint of being so broke that he was trying to get his hands on Lee Geon's assets?
- You seemed to say anything you wanted because you could. You're dead.
- You better apologize to my friend. Also, give me back my stuff! Bitch!
- From the first time I saw you, I knew you weren't that crazy bitch.
- To my eyes, your face and bone structure are completely different.
- You aren't her, so just die.
- You're her cousin. Your crime is having the wrong relative.
- What? Do you think I'll trust your forked tongues? I want you to give me compensation for damages!
- A high schooler hates hamburgers?
- I don't know. We'll have to ask the question to the culprit.
- Yes, yes. I'm in Korea. You are so naive. I can't believe you fell for that. Do you want to die?
- You sons of bitches escaped while you guys trapped me in the tower?
- Ha ha ha ha. You've never entered Sungjae's room, right?
- Idiot! Sungjae is a superfan of mine.
- He doesn't even listen to his father regarding me, so why would he listen to you?
- You are a god that imprisons souls to use them as slaves. You have no right to complain.
- The Gemini put forth her Saint and gleefully created slaves.
- How could Korea turn out this way without the gods directly influencing humans?
- Unless he was an idiot, there was no way he would blow himself up.
- There's a high probability that the president's soul is enslaved.
- I'll break your hateful mind first.
- That was why I beat him to an inch of his life.
- That's what happened in reality. I killed that asshat Yang Wei, but it didn't paralyze his god.
- What about it? You must be loving it because you look younger now.
- Anyway, be thankful that Sungjae doesn't own one of your figurines.
- Shut up! If you want your Saint back, bring your Saint's body to me. I'll give you one day to accomplish this.
- Do you really think I'll let your peons bring your body here?
- I'm sorry, but the earlier conversation was a feint!
- Do you think I called him here to eat lunch?
- What do you mean how? I told Taeksoo to rob your house. I called your peons to bring your body here because I wanted to see if Taeksoo had brought the real one or not.
- I'm not a patient man. If I drag this blade across the throat, it's game over.
- Don't act ignorant. After I killed Crimson Eyes, I had to take this out of my back. Why do you think I fell into the trap?
- Once you put someone in such a trap, you should be ready to pay the piper. Right?
- In the end, you're admitting to your incompetence? Aren't you embarrassed?
- Don't be mistaken. It isn't that I'm unable to kill you. I'm just choosing to spare your life for now.
- Now that you know who is on the top, I'll ask you for the last time.
- That's odd! I'm pretty sure you were the one who stabbed me.
- Respected Lee Geon-nim. I beg this of you! I'll even lick your shoes!
- You're the perpetrator, so don't act as if you're the victim. Information is information. My desire to kill you is an entirely different topic.
- Yes, yes! Cut out the bullshit!
- Of course! I like your honesty.
- I guess this is too one-sided. I'll probably be punished by karma if it's too unfair.
- Ah! Thank you, Raeriqueen! You are the best.
- As expected of my nephew! Good! Keep it up.
- Shit! I have to solve my manufacturing tool problem. This is pissing me off!
- He's speaking some grade-A bullshit.
- You shit smelling Black Goat bastard!
- You are doing this nonsense because the situation might become unfavorable for you?
- We couldn't save Lee Geon inside the tower. We stole his achievements. Do you really think I don't know what you guys will say next?
- At the time, we had no choice but to lie to protect the people. I'm sure you'll say something along the lines of that. Or maybe...Everything was set up by Yang Wei, who has passed away. We had no choice. We went along because he threatened us.
- Once I appeared, you realized the truth cannot be concealed. So, you thought about making the best out of a bad situation. I will never let that happen.
- Fuck off! I planned on going after the Virgo Saint next, but I just decided you're next. Keep your neck clean and wait for me.
- I'm sure you're worried. You are called the Maker Saint, right? Let's see if my item is better than the holy items you make.
- You probably wanted to join hands with me so that you can continue to make your weapons. You probably want to protect the number of disciples you have.
- You made two mistakes. First, you stole my achievements and assets.
- Since I did this, he will feel frustrated.
- You idiots! You guys can't even kill an octopus?
- I planned on going to the Virgo Saint, but I decided to come to you first. Repeat after me! Say thank you.
- Bet! I'll stab you once for each second I wait.
- I heard over ten thousand people are gathered here. You guys can't even kill an octopus with that number?
- I heard they are giving you guys a massive amount of money to kill that monster. If you can't earn your keep, you should go out and die in the process.
- Kids these days can't even catch an octopus.
- You guys stand back and just watch. Also, give me a decent blade.
- Fuck off. Who's protecting who?
- Just give me a decent blade, bastards!
- A Saint isn't someone to be ignored.
- Do you want to become a leather sofa?
- Good job, Yooha! I guess I don't have to teach you my technique of kicking a Saint in the face.
- What did these assholes say? They want my niece to beg?
- After all, a stick is the best medicine when dealing with a rabid dog.
- If we let that be, they'll breach Seoul. We'll continue up. You should go by yourself and defend the city.
- They won't be considered a miscellaneous mob if there are too many of them. Only one amongst us can kill all of those monsters.
- Are you talking about your idiotic prophecy that's never right?
- Stop talking nonsense and go out! Hurry up and go protect the people.
- I'll put all of you into retirement.
- As expected, having abilities is the best.
- Don't even mention my friend's name. It's contemptible. Tell me the name of the real culprit.
- Idiot! If you're going to stab someone, you have to do it properly. Why the hell would you stab his stomach?
- You dare touch my prey? You want to die?
- If he has to die, I'm going to be the one to kill him!
- You are a Saint, Sebastian. It'd be a shame if you died so quickly.
- The list of suspects is starting to get smaller.
- Since you're an old man, I won't drag this out.
- Hurry up and give me the hammer you stole. It's mine.
- I guess they don't call him Maker Saint without reason. Even after twenty years, the item was in excellent condition.
- Since you took care of my baby, I'll let you die painlessly.
- Bitch, I was going to let you die a painless death considering your age.
- Drag him away! You can get rid of any useless parts before I get to him.
- I'll extract what I need. I will be very thorough.
- Fuck! Why are they going overboard! It isn't that big of a deal!
- Yes. They'll never wake up. But, at least, they won't die.
- I don't know. I'll steal one of Taeksoo's disciples. What were friends for? If that doesn't work, I can just make him my secretary.
- This is driving me nuts. Where the hell am I supposed to find some mutant with 100% faith?
- If I bring Yooha into the fold, Taeksoo will lose his fucking mind.
- No! It is 100%! It will be 100%! At worst, it will be 99%!
- What? You abandoned a commission for me? Aren't you too much in love with me? Mr. Softy Oh Taeksoo.
- Do you like Uncle?
- Sungjae, do you want to become Uncle's disciple?
- Hey, Taeksoo! I'm being nice right now. Just quit it. Once is enough.
- Yes! Hi, Yooha! It's me, Uncle. Do you want to become Uncle's disciple? Yes. Your Dad gave a strong recommendation that I ask you.
- Yes. Right! I'll train you. You'll stick to me for 365 days.
- Yes. Withdraw from the Leo temple and come here!
- Send me to Europe. I want you to find out why Sungjae insists on staying with the Gemini temple. Also, I want you to tell me everything you know about the secretary position.
- Shit! This place is basically under a dictatorship.
- Shit! At this point, it looks hopeless. I thought opinions of me would get better after I killed Thousand Legs.
- Should I just brainwash this bastard and make him a disciple of the Serpent Bearer? If that's the deteriorated figure, how high was the original figure?
- He pretty much did missionary work when he was drunk.
- As expected, I'll have to make the Sagittarius my slave first.
- I can make this small blade during a bathroom break.
- If we are strictly going by order, the appraiser is your older brother.
- Moreover, he's a thousand times more useful when it comes to investigating. That's why I left it with him.
- Anyway, you guys should be friendly with each other. You do know he is a friend of Sungjae, right, Taeksoo?
- You said the skill could kill even a god. Can you reactivate the skill?
- It can kill a god. An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.
- Good ol' Poverty Saint. So you do have other disciples. I thought you had only two.
- I would like to ask you a question, handsome subordinate.
- Why did my present end up at a pawnshop? I wonder!
- Hmm? Say something. Why was that at the pawnshop, and why is your cute subordinate acting high and mighty with it?
- I would think even someone ignorant would auction this item off. Why a pawnshop?
- You shouldn't expect me to fix your royal holy item in the near future.
- Alright. Have fun killing it. I'll just watch.
- Hey! Another one is flying in from there! What are you doing? Do you want to die?
- Ah! Over there! I can't believe an SS-rank is incapable of hitting that. I guess the Archer disciples aren't that great.
- Hey! I feel threatened! Hurry up and kill that thing! Oh my! Archer disciples are trash.
- Why would I? You said I'm weak, so I should stand back.
- Letting him take care of the small fries is just advantageous for me.
- Why do you not like me? Do you really think I did nothing while I hid behind Taeksoo?
- This bastard is cheap. He's attacking me with facts.
- If you want to die, you should continue to shoot my baby in such a half-assed manner.
- Just give it to me, bitch.
- Whatever! Just give me the equipment you're wearing. Also, I'm taking back the weapon I made if you plan on using it that way.
- I'm the one you were praising so much. Also, you're using the bow wrong!
- I got rid of the noisy ones that kept crying.
- You're the bastard that made my friend and nephew cry?
- Maybe he forgot the favor I did in training him and slacked off for the past twenty years.
- You ate like a pig with that mouth.
- You ate indiscriminately until now.
- Throw it all up! Bastard!
- How dare you spit that nasty shit on me?
- I can do anything if I can last long enough. If I'm not dead, I can kill my enemies. It'll be sink or swim.
- There's no waiting time. This is unlimited regeneration.
- You think that hurts, bitch! My nephew doesn't celebrate his birthday because of you!
- No, stupid! Don't shoot! I want you to let them bite you!
- You don't want to listen to me? Who cares! You have no wealth to leave behind! There's nothing to be worried about!
- Alright! I created a bowl. Now I'll turn you all into pulp.
- As a reward for saving you guys, each person will give me $100k.
- The only rewards left are the personal familiars of the Serpent Bearer, the Serpent Bearer's Divine holy item, and a Divine rank awakened skill.
- The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Your subordinates are weak like their Saint. Ah! I'm going to have Beef Tripe Hot Pot today for dinner!
- It was stuck to his bladder like a urinary stone.
- You're inept! How can you lose to that lousy monster? How could you let it steal your power?
- I can't believe someone I taught got his pocket picked like that. You wanna die?
- Take this. We are past your birthday, but this is your birthday present. Uncle went through a lot to find this.
- Why would I give the figurines of the lousy Archer Saint to my nephew as a present?
- I'm not sure why you're feeling sorry for yourself, but you don't have to do anything unnecessary.
- Oh really? You even tricked your kids?
- Cinerarium, my ass! Your wife and subordinate are in vegetative states. They are at a hospital.
- What? Did you think you could trick me? I remember what the bedwetter said. She said they are neither dead nor alive. It doesn't take much to piece together the story.
- When you reach the hospital, just twist the heads off those crappy figurines. You'll be able to put the souls back into their bodies.
- Use it when you're in need. You'll know the moment when you'll need to use it.
- You should go buy some flowers. Also, you're a big boy. Don't cry too much because you're seeing your mom after ten years.
- Ah! His drinking habit is still the same.
- What? Your leader has been at it for 3 hours.
- What the hell? I know your general? I don't recall that name at all.
- Nope! Remembering over three characters is annoying.
- He's sharing with me. I'm self-sufficient, so my store of magical energy is small.
- It's fine. It's fine. He's a bit on the slow side, so he won't even notice it.
- If you're jealous, I'll give you one too.
- You guys stopped the faith. It was rising so well.
- I want both sides to get out! Let me raise my faith!
- Fuck off before I send an arrow to your dome. Ten! Nine!
- Who cares? Do you think him being royalty will stop my arrow from piercing him?
- You're bold in bringing a request for me to betray a great friend of mine.
- I can make it my business if there's sufficient reward to do so.
- From what I've heard, a Saint is a special existence for their disciples. There must be a reason you're turning your blades against your Saint. You guys are too respectable to not have a reason.
- Do you know why you're called directionally challenged? You walk without knowing the direction. You're the eunuch Saint, yet you're like a kid who gets lost. Aren't you embarrassed?
- There is no way that an attention whore would secretly stab me in the back.
- There is no way that attention whore would commission me to kill a monster here.
- This place is his land. If I do well here, it would tarnish his reputation. There's no way he would let me operate in his land.
- At a glance, this looks like someone's scheme. So why would I move to the tune of their beat? That would be crazy.
- Well, it doesn't matter since I'm going to kill them all.
- You guys smell like the toad I killed today.
- Promise? Do you mean the story about the Virgo Saint losing his way? You wanted me to kill him?
- Your faith is much higher to a Zodiac that is not the Virgo. It bothered me.
- Speak! The person moving the strings behind you is the Libra Saint, right?
- At a glance, I could tell this is that woman's machination. However, it doesn't matter. I'll just get rid of all of you!
- I feel bad for you. You'll die before you can pleasure yourself.
- If you have the balls, pick it up. I'll do the same thing to your head.
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